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Monday, March 26, 2007

The Week that was... that should'nt have been 12/03/07 - 19/03/07

A Sardar goes to an electronics shop and asks the salesperson "Do you have a colour tv?"Yes said the salesperson.Then give me a green one please, said the sardar.Of course I started of with a sardar joke. I want to piss of the surds. Ok. So in case many of you folk don't read the newspaper (You must know how hard it was for me not to throw an insult in here), recently a group of Sikh youths, or shall I say sick youths, went to the police, asking for all Internet websites displaying sardar jokes to be banned. It so funny its a joke in itself. And they wonder why we make jokes on them. Banta, this is why. Santa, this is why.And IIT Bombay, one of the most prestigious tech schools in the world, banned Internet for its students from 11 pm to 11 am. Yeah. Way to go. That's just what we don't want our future engineers to get, too tech savvy. I don't know if one of their directors is a member of the All American Rejects, or is just plain stupid. The reasons given were to prevent online gaming into the late night, cause students were coming to class all sleepy eyed. I wonder if a sleepy eyed IIT student still manages to launch a rocket in space, just imagine the potential of a bright eyed IIT student. Hell I say ban the Internet. Ban all forms of recreation on campus. Its the tax payers money. Make those sobs slog their asses off, so that we can get better technology, faster. And of courses, theres the cricket world cup. The Pakistan coach Bob Woolmer passed away(may his soul rest in peace) thanks to the stress induced by the crazy paki fans. Already death warrants had been issued by the enraged fans, in the names of Inzy and Woolmer, but unfortunately, Woolmer encashed his, while Inzy escaped with a pink slip. Of course, the Paki team gets away with anything, since if nothing goes their way, its cause Allah didn't will it to happen. Yeah right. Allah wasn't in your playing 11, that's why you got out for 132 to Ireland. I completely agree with Inzy on that one.
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Lets see what the coming week has in store for us. Till then, buenas noches. Have a great week.

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