Undercover Fashion Police

According to reports in a reputed English morning daily, there will be plain clothes police officers, who will be going "under cover" to the Lakme India Fashion week. Raison d'être? They don't want any untoward incidents like last years fashion week to occur, where a models assets were exposed to the world. So should something go wrong this time, they will already be present at the crime scene, so it will be a lot easier for them to solve the case. Of course, our super sleuths have still not been able to catch the Bombay bombers of 2006. And also the ones of 1993. But should there be an extra inch of cleavage shown at the Fashion show, mind you, our guys will be there. This time around, self imposed Moral Guardian RR Patil definitely gives a whole new definition to the word Fashion Police.