Babe : The female chauvinistic Pig

the other day as I was travelling in the bus, I noticed the only vacant seat was the one upfront, reserved specifically for the ladies. So I decided to rather stand instead. At the next stop, a middle aged gentleman got on the bus, and got comfortable on the "ladies" seat. And two stops later, a fiesty not so young but yet not so old womyn got on, and scanned the horizon for a seat. And to her horror, she noticed a Man, sitting on the "ladies" seat. She proceeded towards him, picked up a fight, and won her seat. And as she sat down, she had the look of a lioness who had just defended her prized carcass from a pack of hungry hyenas.That brings me to a very controversial topic, feminism.So let me start of with my view. Personally I am what they call a social progressive. I am against this whole concept of feminism. To put it in a simple, yet neanderthal manner, I think its a load of crap. Infact, I love sexist jokes. Where women are made fun of. But then I also dont mind listening to those jokes where men are made fun of. The typical Why did man make Adam first? So he had a rough copy or something something. Sure, its funny. I have a sense of humour. All guys do.So getting back to my point, the problem of feminism is spread out across the globe.(I deliberately used the word problem to describe feminism to piss off the radical feminists out there. I bet when they read it, their teeth and butt cheeks clenched up so tight it actually trebled their blood pressure causing their ears to bleed)Oh and, when a woman on Oprah says, Oh Oprah, I am a "homemaker" aka housewife, Oprah nods her head like a gazillion times and goes Go Gurl!!, we all know thats the toughest job in the world!! And then the entire crowd of over estrogenised women jump into ecstatic screams and cat calls. I mean Puhleese. Its not the toughest job in the world to be a housewife. The toughest job in the world would have to be that of the guy who sits behind the cashier. I mean look at him, hes the guy who runs out of change, and we always always have to pay up in the biggest denominations, hes the guy who has to tell us that we are not allowed to combine a billion coupons collected over 20 years to get that free Milk Shake. Hes the guy we scream at for not giving us our free milk shake, after we give him a billion coupons we have collected over 20 years. Hes the guy whos robbed at gunpoint. And hes the guy whos fired for letting the store get robbed. So honestly being a house wife definitely beats that.So anyway, my point is that theres no shame in being a womyn. Theres no shame in doing so called womynly things, be it being a house wife, or home maker or whatver you guys want to call it. And its no great shake either. Its how the world is. Its how the world has always been. And its how the world will always be. So stop whining about it. You got PMS. We got our own issues. Its how the world works.Oh, And if theres anything worse than a feminist, or the so called female chauvinist, its a male feminist. To end of this post, I just thought it would be fun to add a really sexist joke, without any profanity though. The really funny ones are the ones with it, they are not suited for this particular audience. So here goes.What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won't do what she's told.